While dropping half my onion chunks and sauerkraut strands off my
J-Dawg the other day, I admitted to my friend Joel my secret ambition to become a successful (read: widely read and generously sponsored) blogger. He wisely gave me a few tips.
Joel's Guide to Becoming
a Successful Blogger
1) Be a cute (or bangin?) indie chick.
2) Be married (preferably to an equally indie husband).
3) Have a perfect life (preferably living in an apartment in a trendy major city)
4*) Own a dog.
See the following examples:
cute and SUPER indie/married/stylist freelancer/DC/dog named Kingsley
bangin and also SUPER indie/married with 2 kids + pregnant/designer and vintage collector for her own vintage-inspired store
cute and artsy-hipster/lives with boyfriend (close enough)/freelance photographer and street artist/Brooklyn/cat named Moo (also close enough)
Did I/Joel miss anything?
I suppose it's a reasonable how-to list.
I'll get started I guess.
Any suggestions for what dog to get?